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Today's Stichomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the past or something you must release, and is drawn from Youth by Joseph Conrad:

dare say he was right. It seems to me I knew very little then, and I know not much more now; but I cherish a hate for that Jermyn to this day.

"We were a week working up as far as Yarmouth Roads, and then we got into a gale--the famous October gale of twenty-two years ago. It was wind, lightning, sleet, snow, and a terrific sea. We were flying light, and you may imagine how bad it was when I tell you we had smashed bulwarks and a flooded deck. On the second night she shifted her ballast into the lee bow, and by that time we had been blown off somewhere on the Dogger


Youth
The second excerpt represents the present or the deciding factor of the moment, and is drawn from The Tanach:

Proverbs 24: 31 And, lo, it was all grown over with thistles, the face thereof was covered with nettles, and the stone wall thereof was broken down.

Proverbs 24: 32 Then I beheld, and considered well; I saw, and received instruction.

Proverbs 24: 33 'Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep'--

Proverbs 24: 34 So shall thy poverty come as a runner, and thy want as an armed man.

Proverbs 25: 1 These also are proverbs of Solomon, which the men of Hezekiah king of Judah copied out.

Proverbs 25: 2 It is the glory of God to conceal a thing; but the glory of kings is to search out a matter.

Proverbs 25: 3 The heaven for height, and the earth for depth, and the heart of kings is unsearchable.

Proverbs 25: 4 Take away the dross from the silver, and there cometh forth a vessel for the refiner;

Proverbs 25: 5 Take away the wicked from before the king, and his throne shall be established in righteousness.

Proverbs 25: 6 Glorify not thyself in the presence of the king, and stand not in the place of great men;

Proverbs 25: 7 For better is it that it be said unto thee: 'Come up hither', than that thou shouldest be put lower in the presence of the prince, whom thine eyes have seen.


The Tanach
The third excerpt represents the future or something you must embrace, and is drawn from Captain Stormfield by Mark Twain:

coming like a house afire. Now I noticed that the skies were black with millions of people, pointed for those gates. What a roar they made, rushing through the air! The ground was as thick as ants with people, too - billions of them, I judge.

I lit. I drifted up to a gate with a swarm of people, and when it was my turn the head clerk says, in a business-like way -

"Well, quick! Where are you from?"

"San Francisco," says I.

"San Fran - WHAT?" says he.

"San Francisco."

He scratched his head and looked puzzled, then he says -