Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

have not refrained my lips, O LORD, thou knowest.

PSA 40:10 I have not hid thy righteousness within my heart; I have declared thy faithfulness and thy salvation: I have not concealed thy lovingkindness and thy truth from the great congregation.

PSA 40:11 Withhold not thou thy tender mercies from me, O LORD: let thy lovingkindness and thy truth continually preserve me.

PSA 40:12 For innumerable evils have compassed me about: mine iniquities have taken hold upon me, so that I am not able to look up; they are more than the hairs of mine head: therefore my heart faileth me.

PSA 40:13 Be pleased, O LORD, to deliver me: O LORD, make haste to help

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called Christ: when he is come, he will tell us all things.

JOH 4:26 Jesus saith unto her, I that speak unto thee am he.

JOH 4:27 And upon this came his disciples, and marvelled that he talked with the woman: yet no man said, What seekest thou? or, Why talkest thou with her?

JOH 4:28 The woman then left her waterpot, and went her way into the city, and saith to the men,

JOH 4:29 Come, see a man, which told me all things that ever I did: is not this the Christ?

JOH 4:30 Then they went out of the city, and came unto him.

JOH 4:31 In the mean while his disciples prayed him, saying, Master,

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earth, in the midst of the children of men, with them that go down to the pit.

EZE 31:15 Thus saith the Lord GOD; In the day when he went down to the grave I caused a mourning: I covered the deep for him, and I restrained the floods thereof, and the great waters were stayed: and I caused Lebanon to mourn for him, and all the trees of the field fainted for him.

EZE 31:16 I made the nations to shake at the sound of his fall, when I cast him down to hell with them that descend into the pit: and all the trees of Eden, the choice and best of Lebanon, all that drink water, shall be comforted in the nether parts of the earth.

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crucified.

MAR 15:16 And the soldiers led him away into the hall, called Praetorium; and they call together the whole band.

MAR 15:17 And they clothed him with purple, and platted a crown of thorns, and put it about his head,

MAR 15:18 And began to salute him, Hail, King of the Jews!

MAR 15:19 And they smote him on the head with a reed, and did spit upon him, and bowing their knees worshipped him.

MAR 15:20 And when they had mocked him, they took off the purple from him, and put his own clothes on him, and led him out to crucify him.

MAR 15:21 And they compel one Simon a Cyrenian, who passed by, coming

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