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Today's Stichomancy for Groucho Marx

The first excerpt represents the past or something you must release, and is drawn from The Iron Puddler by James J. Davis:

Harding led forward my old boss, Daniel G. Reid. There was much laughing and old-time talk between us. "Do you recall," said Mr. Reid, "how during the tin strike of '96, you steered to the lodge room and unionized men who came to take the place of the strikers?" Mr. Reid thought this was a great joke. He had always been favorable to ending the strike and signing the men's agreement, but for a long time had been deterred by his partners. Mr. Reid in nearly every conference was selected for chairman, and this was considered by the employers a very fine tribute of respect and confidence. Turning to the president, Mr. Reid said: "If Jim is as industrious in your service as he was in

The second excerpt represents the present or the deciding factor of the moment, and is drawn from Tristram Shandy by Laurence Sterne:

and gabions, and palisadoes, keep out this fair enemy of man's repose:--No more could my uncle Toby, after passing the French lines, as he eat his egg at supper, from thence break into the heart of France,--cross over the Oyes, and with all Picardie open behind him, march up to the gates of Paris, and fall asleep with nothing but ideas of glory:--No more was he to dream, he had fixed the royal standard upon the tower of the Bastile, and awake with it streaming in his head.

--Softer visions,--gentler vibrations stole sweetly in upon his slumbers;-- the trumpet of war fell out of his hands,--he took up the lute, sweet instrument! of all others the most delicate! the most difficult!--how wilt thou touch it, my dear uncle Toby?

The third excerpt represents the future or something you must embrace, and is drawn from Burning Daylight by Jack London:

Daylight. "To-morrow's my birthday, and I'm going to put you-all on your back--savvee? And you, too, Louis. I can put you-all on your back on my birthday--savvee? Come up and drink, Olaf, and I'll tell you-all about it."

The arrival of the newcomer seemed to send a flood of warmth through the place. "It's Burning Daylight," the Virgin cried, the first to recognize him as he came into the light. Charley Bates' tight features relaxed at the sight, and MacDonald went over and joined the three at the bar. With the advent of Burning Daylight the whole place became suddenly brighter and cheerier. The barkeepers were active. Voices were raised. Somebody