Today's Bibliomancy for Jerry Seinfeld

evil against you, and devise a device against you: return ye now every one from his evil way, and make your ways and your doings good.

JER 18:12 And they said, There is no hope: but we will walk after our own devices, and we will every one do the imagination of his evil heart.

JER 18:13 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Ask ye now among the heathen, who hath heard such things: the virgin of Israel hath done a very horrible thing.

JER 18:14 Will a man leave the snow of Lebanon which cometh from the rock of the field? or shall the cold flowing waters that come from another place be forsaken?

JER 18:15 Because my people hath forgotten me, they have burned incense

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my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest?

ISA 66:2 For all those things hath mine hand made, and all those things have been, saith the LORD: but to this man will I look, even to him that is poor and of a contrite spirit, and trembleth at my word.

ISA 66:3 He that killeth an ox is as if he slew a man; he that sacrificeth a lamb, as if he cut off a dog's neck; he that offereth an oblation, as if he offered swine's blood; he that burneth incense, as if he blessed an idol. Yea, they have chosen their own ways, and their soul delighteth in their abominations.

ISA 66:4 I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears

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PRO 25:9 Debate thy cause with thy neighbour himself; and discover not a secret to another:

PRO 25:10 Lest he that heareth it put thee to shame, and thine infamy turn not away.

PRO 25:11 A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.

PRO 25:12 As an earring of gold, and an ornament of fine gold, so is a wise reprover upon an obedient ear.

PRO 25:13 As the cold of snow in the time of harvest, so is a faithful messenger to them that send him: for he refresheth the soul of his masters.

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ISA 47:1 Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate.

ISA 47:2 Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers.

ISA 47:3 Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man.

ISA 47:4 As for our redeemer, the LORD of hosts is his name, the Holy One of Israel.

ISA 47:5 Sit thou silent, and get thee into darkness, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called, The lady of kingdoms.

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