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Lawyers

      Many of our visitors have suggested that lawyers are the seers of the modern world. Our lawyers once insisted that we add this page to our site so that they can browbeat you with the strange poety they call Facade Terms and Conditions of Use that you can view to the right. Much as we love their tough hides and appreciate the dark mysteries they work in order to protect us from bad people, we didn't feel comfortable leaving this page as a monologue. To this end, we've asked the lawyers to provide their own bizarre variety of free legal advice for any question you may pose, be it personal or professional. And oh yeah, they asked us to mention that: Any "free legal advice" provided on this page is not in fact, nor should it be treated as, actual legal advice. If you do anything other than ignore it outright, you do so at your own risk, and agree not to hold us liable for any damages, direct or otherwise, that may come from your actions or lack thereof.

Facade Terms and Conditions of Use

      You browse this site at your own risk, and Facade is not liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to or use of this site or any information contained therein. Further, everything on the site is provided to you 'as is' without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.

      With respect to all forms and email on this site, anything you disclose to us is ours. We can do anything we want with it including using any ideas, concepts, or techniques you post any way we want to, including developing, manufacturing, and marketing products, or other stuff.