Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

PSA 39:8 Deliver me from all my transgressions: make me not the reproach of the foolish.

PSA 39:9 I was dumb, I opened not my mouth; because thou didst it.

PSA 39:10 Remove thy stroke away from me: I am consumed by the blow of thine hand.

PSA 39:11 When thou with rebukes dost correct man for iniquity, thou makest his beauty to consume away like a moth: surely every man is vanity. Selah.

PSA 39:12 Hear my prayer, O LORD, and give ear unto my cry; hold not thy peace at my tears: for I am a stranger with thee, and a sojourner, as all my fathers were.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

CH2 20:26 And on the fourth day they assembled themselves in the valley of Berachah; for there they blessed the LORD: therefore the name of the same place was called, The valley of Berachah, unto this day.

CH2 20:27 Then they returned, every man of Judah and Jerusalem, and Jehoshaphat in the forefront of them, to go again to Jerusalem with joy; for the LORD had made them to rejoice over their enemies.

CH2 20:28 And they came to Jerusalem with psalteries and harps and trumpets unto the house of the LORD.

CH2 20:29 And the fear of God was on all the kingdoms of those countries, when they had heard that the LORD fought against the enemies of Israel.

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

thereof, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod.

EXO 28:28 And they shall bind the breastplate by the rings thereof unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it may be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate be not loosed from the ephod.

EXO 28:29 And Aaron shall bear the names of the children of Israel in the breastplate of judgment upon his heart, when he goeth in unto the holy place, for a memorial before the LORD continually.

EXO 28:30 And thou shalt put in the breastplate of judgment the Urim and the Thummim; and they shall be upon Aaron's heart, when he goeth in

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

sacrifice bullocks in Gilgal; yea, their altars are as heaps in the furrows of the fields.

HOS 12:12 And Jacob fled into the country of Syria, and Israel served for a wife, and for a wife he kept sheep.

HOS 12:13 And by a prophet the LORD brought Israel out of Egypt, and by a prophet was he preserved.

HOS 12:14 Ephraim provoked him to anger most bitterly: therefore shall he leave his blood upon him, and his reproach shall his LORD return unto him.

HOS 13:1 When Ephraim spake trembling, he exalted himself in Israel; but when he offended in Baal, he died.

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