Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

SA2 20:19 I am one of them that are peaceable and faithful in Israel: thou seekest to destroy a city and a mother in Israel: why wilt thou swallow up the inheritance of the LORD?

SA2 20:20 And Joab answered and said, Far be it, far be it from me, that I should swallow up or destroy.

SA2 20:21 The matter is not so: but a man of mount Ephraim, Sheba the son of Bichri by name, hath lifted up his hand against the king, even against David: deliver him only, and I will depart from the city. And the woman said unto Joab, Behold, his head shall be thrown to thee over the wall.

SA2 20:22 Then the woman went unto all the people in her wisdom. And

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

he said unto them, Doth this offend you?

JOH 6:62 What and if ye shall see the Son of man ascend up where he was before?

JOH 6:63 It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.

JOH 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.

JOH 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

JOH 6:66 From that time many of his disciples went back, and walked no

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

his goods.

MAT 24:48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;

MAT 24:49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;

MAT 24:50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,

MAT 24:51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

MAT 25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

COL 1:10 That ye might walk worthy of the Lord unto all pleasing, being fruitful in every good work, and increasing in the knowledge of God;

COL 1:11 Strengthened with all might, according to his glorious power, unto all patience and longsuffering with joyfulness;

COL 1:12 Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light:

COL 1:13 Who hath delivered us from the power of darkness, and hath translated us into the kingdom of his dear Son:

COL 1:14 In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins:

COL 1:15 Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every

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