Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

Abidan the son of Gideoni.

NUM 7:66 On the tenth day Ahiezer the son of Ammishaddai, prince of the children of Dan, offered:

NUM 7:67 His offering was one silver charger, the weight whereof was an hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary; both of them full of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering:

NUM 7:68 One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:

NUM 7:69 One young bullock, one ram, one lamb of the first year, for a burnt offering:

NUM 7:70 One kid of the goats for a sin offering:

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

drink the wine of astonishment.

PSA 60:4 Thou hast given a banner to them that fear thee, that it may be displayed because of the truth. Selah.

PSA 60:5 That thy beloved may be delivered; save with thy right hand, and hear me.

PSA 60:6 God hath spoken in his holiness; I will rejoice, I will divide Shechem, and mete out the valley of Succoth.

PSA 60:7 Gilead is mine, and Manasseh is mine; Ephraim also is the strength of mine head; Judah is my lawgiver;

PSA 60:8 Moab is my washpot; over Edom will I cast out my shoe: Philistia, triumph thou because of me.

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

until even, and asked counsel of the LORD, saying, Shall I go up again to battle against the children of Benjamin my brother? And the LORD said, Go up against him.)

JDG 20:24 And the children of Israel came near against the children of Benjamin the second day.

JDG 20:25 And Benjamin went forth against them out of Gibeah the second day, and destroyed down to the ground of the children of Israel again eighteen thousand men; all these drew the sword.

JDG 20:26 Then all the children of Israel, and all the people, went up, and came unto the house of God, and wept, and sat there before the LORD, and fasted that day until even, and offered burnt offerings and peace

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

HOS 5:6 They shall go with their flocks and with their herds to seek the LORD; but they shall not find him; he hath withdrawn himself from them.

HOS 5:7 They have dealt treacherously against the LORD: for they have begotten strange children: now shall a month devour them with their portions.

HOS 5:8 Blow ye the cornet in Gibeah, and the trumpet in Ramah: cry aloud at Bethaven, after thee, O Benjamin.

HOS 5:9 Ephraim shall be desolate in the day of rebuke: among the tribes of Israel have I made known that which shall surely be.

HOS 5:10 The princes of Judah were like them that remove the bound:

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