Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

deceit within him;

PRO 26:25 When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.

PRO 26:26 Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation.

PRO 26:27 Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.

PRO 26:28 A lying tongue hateth those that are afflicted by it; and a flattering mouth worketh ruin.

PRO 27:1 Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

as sure as ye can.

MAT 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.

MAT 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.

MAT 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.

MAT 28:3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow:

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

and him that hath no helper.

PSA 72:13 He shall spare the poor and needy, and shall save the souls of the needy.

PSA 72:14 He shall redeem their soul from deceit and violence: and precious shall their blood be in his sight.

PSA 72:15 And he shall live, and to him shall be given of the gold of Sheba: prayer also shall be made for him continually; and daily shall he be praised.

PSA 72:16 There shall be an handful of corn in the earth upon the top of the mountains; the fruit thereof shall shake like Lebanon: and they of the city shall flourish like grass of the earth.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

Levi, and Judah, and Issachar, and Zebulun:

GEN 35:24 The sons of Rachel; Joseph, and Benjamin:

GEN 35:25 And the sons of Bilhah, Rachel's handmaid; Dan, and Naphtali:

GEN 35:26 And the sons of Zilpah, Leah's handmaid: Gad, and Asher: these are the sons of Jacob, which were born to him in Padanaram.

GEN 35:27 And Jacob came unto Isaac his father unto Mamre, unto the city of Arbah, which is Hebron, where Abraham and Isaac sojourned.

GEN 35:28 And the days of Isaac were an hundred and fourscore years.

GEN 35:29 And Isaac gave up the ghost, and died, and was gathered unto his people, being old and full of days: and his sons Esau and Jacob buried him.

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