Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

should come together in judgment.

JOB 9:33 Neither is there any daysman betwixt us, that might lay his hand upon us both.

JOB 9:34 Let him take his rod away from me, and let not his fear terrify me:

JOB 9:35 Then would I speak, and not fear him; but it is not so with me.

JOB 10:1 My soul is weary of my life; I will leave my complaint upon myself; I will speak in the bitterness of my soul.

JOB 10:2 I will say unto God, Do not condemn me; shew me wherefore thou contendest with me.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

DAN 11:24 He shall enter peaceably even upon the fattest places of the province; and he shall do that which his fathers have not done, nor his fathers' fathers; he shall scatter among them the prey, and spoil, and riches: yea, and he shall forecast his devices against the strong holds, even for a time.

DAN 11:25 And he shall stir up his power and his courage against the king of the south with a great army; and the king of the south shall be stirred up to battle with a very great and mighty army; but he shall not stand: for they shall forecast devices against him.

DAN 11:26 Yea, they that feed of the portion of his meat shall destroy him, and his army shall overflow: and many shall fall down slain.

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

uncircumcised: three years shall it be as uncircumcised unto you: it shall not be eaten of.

LEV 19:24 But in the fourth year all the fruit thereof shall be holy to praise the LORD withal.

LEV 19:25 And in the fifth year shall ye eat of the fruit thereof, that it may yield unto you the increase thereof: I am the LORD your God.

LEV 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

LEV 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

LEV 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead,

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

EZR 2:22 The men of Netophah, fifty and six.

EZR 2:23 The men of Anathoth, an hundred twenty and eight.

EZR 2:24 The children of Azmaveth, forty and two.

EZR 2:25 The children of Kirjatharim, Chephirah, and Beeroth, seven hundred and forty and three.

EZR 2:26 The children of Ramah and Gaba, six hundred twenty and one.

EZR 2:27 The men of Michmas, an hundred twenty and two.

EZR 2:28 The men of Bethel and Ai, two hundred twenty and three.

EZR 2:29 The children of Nebo, fifty and two.

EZR 2:30 The children of Magbish, an hundred fifty and six.

EZR 2:31 The children of the other Elam, a thousand two hundred fifty

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