Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

thyself; thy record is not true.

JOH 8:14 Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.

JOH 8:15 Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man.

JOH 8:16 And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.

JOH 8:17 It is also written in your law, that the testimony of two men is true.

JOH 8:18 I am one that bear witness of myself, and the Father that sent me beareth witness of me.

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have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them?

JER 8:10 Therefore will I give their wives unto others, and their fields to them that shall inherit them: for every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely.

JER 8:11 For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people slightly, saying, Peace, peace; when there is no peace.

JER 8:12 Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD.

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be moved.

PSA 66:10 For thou, O God, hast proved us: thou hast tried us, as silver is tried.

PSA 66:11 Thou broughtest us into the net; thou laidst affliction upon our loins.

PSA 66:12 Thou hast caused men to ride over our heads; we went through fire and through water: but thou broughtest us out into a wealthy place.

PSA 66:13 I will go into thy house with burnt offerings: I will pay thee my vows,

PSA 66:14 Which my lips have uttered, and my mouth hath spoken, when I was in trouble.

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JOS 4:2 Take you twelve men out of the people, out of every tribe a man,

JOS 4:3 And command ye them, saying, Take you hence out of the midst of Jordan, out of the place where the priests' feet stood firm, twelve stones, and ye shall carry them over with you, and leave them in the lodging place, where ye shall lodge this night.

JOS 4:4 Then Joshua called the twelve men, whom he had prepared of the children of Israel, out of every tribe a man:

JOS 4:5 And Joshua said unto them, Pass over before the ark of the LORD your God into the midst of Jordan, and take you up every man of you a stone upon his shoulder, according unto the number of the tribes of the

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