Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

their transgressions are many, and their backslidings are increased.

JER 5:7 How shall I pardon thee for this? thy children have forsaken me, and sworn by them that are no gods: when I had fed them to the full, they then committed adultery, and assembled themselves by troops in the harlots' houses.

JER 5:8 They were as fed horses in the morning: every one neighed after his neighbour's wife.

JER 5:9 Shall I not visit for these things? saith the LORD: and shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this?

JER 5:10 Go ye up upon her walls, and destroy; but make not a full end: take away her battlements; for they are not the LORD's.

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and have been given to the poor. And they murmured against her.

MAR 14:6 And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me.

MAR 14:7 For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.

MAR 14:8 She hath done what she could: she is come aforehand to anoint my body to the burying.

MAR 14:9 Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached throughout the whole world, this also that she hath done shall be spoken of for a memorial of her.

MAR 14:10 And Judas Iscariot, one of the twelve, went unto the chief

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as an ox.

JOB 40:16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

JOB 40:17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.

JOB 40:18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

JOB 40:19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.

JOB 40:20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.

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