Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

NUM 15:13 All that are born of the country shall do these things after this manner, in offering an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.

NUM 15:14 And if a stranger sojourn with you, or whosoever be among you in your generations, and will offer an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD; as ye do, so he shall do.

NUM 15:15 One ordinance shall be both for you of the congregation, and also for the stranger that sojourneth with you, an ordinance for ever in your generations: as ye are, so shall the stranger be before the LORD.

NUM 15:16 One law and one manner shall be for you, and for the stranger that sojourneth with you.

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of Abraham;

NEH 9:8 And foundest his heart faithful before thee, and madest a covenant with him to give the land of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Jebusites, and the Girgashites, to give it, I say, to his seed, and hast performed thy words; for thou art righteous:

NEH 9:9 And didst see the affliction of our fathers in Egypt, and heardest their cry by the Red sea;

NEH 9:10 And shewedst signs and wonders upon Pharaoh, and on all his servants, and on all the people of his land: for thou knewest that they dealt proudly against them. So didst thou get thee a name, as it is this

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they speak loftily.

PSA 73:9 They set their mouth against the heavens, and their tongue walketh through the earth.

PSA 73:10 Therefore his people return hither: and waters of a full cup are wrung out to them.

PSA 73:11 And they say, How doth God know? and is there knowledge in the most High?

PSA 73:12 Behold, these are the ungodly, who prosper in the world; they increase in riches.

PSA 73:13 Verily I have cleansed my heart in vain, and washed my hands in innocency.

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