Today's Bibliomancy for Chuck Norris

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

great waters, from the hand of strange children;

PSA 144:8 Whose mouth speaketh vanity, and their right hand is a right hand of falsehood.

PSA 144:9 I will sing a new song unto thee, O God: upon a psaltery and an instrument of ten strings will I sing praises unto thee.

PSA 144:10 It is he that giveth salvation unto kings: who delivereth David his servant from the hurtful sword.

PSA 144:11 Rid me, and deliver me from the hand of strange children, whose mouth speaketh vanity, and their right hand is a right hand of falsehood:

PSA 144:12 That our sons may be as plants grown up in their youth; that

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

were taken captives.

SA1 30:4 Then David and the people that were with him lifted up their voice and wept, until they had no more power to weep.

SA1 30:5 And David's two wives were taken captives, Ahinoam the Jezreelitess, and Abigail the wife of Nabal the Carmelite.

SA1 30:6 And David was greatly distressed; for the people spake of stoning him, because the soul of all the people was grieved, every man for his sons and for his daughters: but David encouraged himself in the LORD his God.

SA1 30:7 And David said to Abiathar the priest, Ahimelech's son, I pray thee, bring me hither the ephod. And Abiathar brought thither the ephod

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

use to go a whoring:

NUM 15:40 That ye may remember, and do all my commandments, and be holy unto your God.

NUM 15:41 I am the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: I am the LORD your God.

NUM 16:1 Now Korah, the son of Izhar, the son of Kohath, the son of Levi, and Dathan and Abiram, the sons of Eliab, and On, the son of Peleth, sons of Reuben, took men:

NUM 16:2 And they rose up before Moses, with certain of the children of Israel, two hundred and fifty princes of the assembly, famous in the congregation, men of renown:

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

they them.

MAR 16:14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.

MAR 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

MAR 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

MAR 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

MAR 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly

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