Today's Bibliomancy for David Letterman

maidservants, and menservants, and camels, and asses.

GEN 31:1 And he heard the words of Laban's sons, saying, Jacob hath taken away all that was our father's; and of that which was our father's hath he gotten all this glory.

GEN 31:2 And Jacob beheld the countenance of Laban, and, behold, it was not toward him as before.

GEN 31:3 And the LORD said unto Jacob, Return unto the land of thy fathers, and to thy kindred; and I will be with thee.

GEN 31:4 And Jacob sent and called Rachel and Leah to the field unto his flock,

GEN 31:5 And said unto them, I see your father's countenance, that it

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PRO 21:10 The soul of the wicked desireth evil: his neighbour findeth no favour in his eyes.

PRO 21:11 When the scorner is punished, the simple is made wise: and when the wise is instructed, he receiveth knowledge.

PRO 21:12 The righteous man wisely considereth the house of the wicked: but God overthroweth the wicked for their wickedness.

PRO 21:13 Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of the poor, he also shall cry himself, but shall not be heard.

PRO 21:14 A gift in secret pacifieth anger: and a reward in the bosom strong wrath.

PRO 21:15 It is joy to the just to do judgment: but destruction shall

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while thine handmaid slept, and laid it in her bosom, and laid her dead child in my bosom.

KI1 3:21 And when I rose in the morning to give my child suck, behold, it was dead: but when I had considered it in the morning, behold, it was not my son, which I did bear.

KI1 3:22 And the other woman said, Nay; but the living is my son, and the dead is thy son. And this said, No; but the dead is thy son, and the living is my son. Thus they spake before the king.

KI1 3:23 Then said the king, The one saith, This is my son that liveth, and thy son is the dead: and the other saith, Nay; but thy son is the dead, and my son is the living.

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