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Today's Stichomancy for David Letterman

The first excerpt represents the past or something you must release, and is drawn from Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce:

sauntered among the busy haunts of men, arm in arm with an Ingenious Theory."

The Devoted Widow

A WIDOW weeping on her husband's grave was approached by an Engaging Gentleman who, in a respectful manner, assured her that he had long entertained for her the most tender feelings.

"Wretch!" cried the Widow. "Leave me this instant! Is this a time to talk to me of love?"

"I assure you, madam, that I had not intended to disclose my affection," the Engaging Gentleman humbly explained, "but the power of your beauty has overcome my discretion."


Fantastic Fables
The second excerpt represents the present or the deciding factor of the moment, and is drawn from Tom Sawyer Abroad by Mark Twain:

down our speed and tagged along after it, just to have company, though it warn't going our way. It was a rattler, that caravan, and a most bully sight to look at next morning when the sun come a-streaming across the desert and flung the long shadders of the camels on the gold sand like a thousand grand-daddy-long- legses marching in procession. We never went very near it, because we knowed better now than to act like that and scare people's camels and break up their cara- vans. It was the gayest outfit you ever see, for rich clothes and nobby style. Some of the chiefs rode on

The third excerpt represents the future or something you must embrace, and is drawn from Gambara by Honore de Balzac:

produced sequences of fifths, sevenths, and octaves, of major thirds, progressions of fourths with no supporting bass,--a medley of discordant sounds struck out haphazard in such a way as to be excruciating to the least sensitive ear. It is difficult to give any idea of the grotesque performance. New words would be needed to describe this impossible music.

Andrea, painfully affected by this worthy man's madness, colored, and stole a glance at Marianna; while she, turning pale and looking down, could not restrain her tears. In the midst of this chaos of notes, Gambara had every now and then given vent to his rapture in exclamations of delight. He had closed his eyes in ecstasy; had smiled


Gambara